“This story began early in the year when I couldn’t find a pair of jeans that would fit. I am a tall man and found it hard to find a pair of jeans with the right length and waist. So I was delighted when I finally found a pair at Selfridges. These were Rogan jeans and the small tiny whippet sales assistant told me they were the next ‘big thing’ before running into the stock room to hide behind a cardboard box and make horse noises. So I bought the Rogan jeans. 3 months later they started to fall apart. When I say fall apart, I mean they just started to crumble like a stale cookie. In the crotch, near the belt loop, at the bottom.”

Check out a very worthy and funny read.
http://www.badroganbadbadrogan.com/index.html
The people at Rogan really should have gave this guy another pair of jeans just for the first email alone.