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Monthly Archives: November 2005
Flowers in the attic

My threadless tee arrived this morning. The design is called ‘Flowers in the attic’ designed by a guy called Jason Nelson. I love the design, although I think it would suit a women more. Don’t think I’ll be able to pull off wearing a tee with butterfly’s on.
k enuff work
I’m working on some new html / web building guides. I’ve only just recently started. Its something I wouldn’t normally do. But I am doing and I’m quite happy about. If anyone else wants to tag along in the group you’re more than welcome.
I don’t confess to being awesome, but being shown the right way and where to look is a good a start as any.
So looking forward to that, and penning some plans down for my own stuff.
Work flow diagrams
We had another manager arrive today. He was sympathizing with me. He said he had been in my position where the business is growing and everything is getting passed onto the one person because they’re the only person who can do the tasks at hand.
He arrived armed with some flow diagrams and has asked that we map the ideal process of the way we work. I see it has a method of business process modeling. He described it as an idiots guide. So any one could follow exactly what should happen. This will in turn allow auditors to turn up at anytime armed with the diagram they can see exactly what should be happening.
He came up with some interesting ideas. Of how in the past they’ve managed to stream line certain process’s etc. Also told us how in 2001 they had 100 staff then suddenly exploded to 500. How they had to manage.
I can do that in my sleep
I got a call this morning while I was trying to get myself out of bed this morning >_< I always struggle to get out of bed in the morning. I was going to leave the call, but thought I best check. It was my boss telling me to get in earlier and that there was going to be a meeting at 9. Obviously that fool hadn't slept the night.
Well, that provided me with motivation to get out of bed. But there is no way I can get in early. Its one of those things which isn't going to happen. Anyway...
I ran into work, went to one side opened up, lucky I thought to myself, boss hasn't arrived! Ran to the other and the floor manager is getting told off in unkind words >_< I just had to walk in.
After a few words I went to my office. The manager from our parent company was to arrive at 2 ::groan::
I’ve met him before he was actually the stock manager when I first started work here 2 years ago. Thinking back he used to get taken for a ride on more than a few occasions. He was always asking for my stock file which I never sent. Things changed when they got there new system.
He arrived had coffee, went to all our sites and gave pointers. In the meeting he hinted at killing the work coming in if the next check doesn’t go well. Also the next stock take may run into the weekend. May even be a four day one.
I suddenly got promoted in the meeting after. Or should I say, sh!! passed onto me with no extra talk of $$.
Never mind, I can do that in my sleep.
If I had my way I'd stop right here
So the stock check started off poor, as mentioned yesterday. Of course I knew it wouldn’t be perfect. But never in my wildest dreams did I expect the stock manager to think ‘screw this I’m outta here’. Which is what happened.
I heard a few heavy sighs from him. Which is something I tend to do without realizing (tends to be pointed out to me now and then). I’ve worked with the stock manager before and I’ve never heard him sigh before.
In the end he just stopped his team and was out of there.
My boss was apparently pretty pissed from what I heard. Although seemed optimistic to resolve the issues which were pointed out. I still don’t think its hit home exactly what needs to be done. He seems to be falling short, I don’t think he understands at all. I’m just going to sit back and watch from a spectators view point. I’m interested to see the pressures of owning ones own business.
The stock manager is off to the Bahamas next week. Can’t be all that bad I guess.
I'm counting 1, 2, 3 and they say "no not like that!"
So things have been a little up in the air recently. Our parent company have become, lets say a little concerned about our adequacy shall we say. I don’t know even myself why things have been going slightly up in the air for the last month, but they have. I guess if I really want, I could point a finger at the cause. But that would make me someone who cared enough.
We get three monthly stock checks. Ever since the new stock manager was promoted into his position. He’s a fairly nice guy, I can get on with him now. He taught me quite a few skills with excel, which I’m quite proud of.
The last two checks I’ve really panicked about and ensured things went smoothly. Being honest, I did correct up lots of issues this time around which surely will help us both.
We’re currently in day one. Things aren’t looking too good. In fact its looking like the worst of the three. Which is odd because things should have improved. But things change they move around. Only quality people can ensure good practices and consistent results. Surely ad hoc management results in un-even results. Which I’m seeing.
If I’m really to confess I lost heart, when my friend was fired. I know he did a really good job and between us we had the place down to a tee. There are different types of workers, the bums, people who just work and the others who perform. I guess I’ve just dropped a grade.
Busy with Many Jobs
Busy with very urgent jobs
I forgot
one also has
to die
irresponsible
I kept neglecting that duty
or performed it
perfunctorily
as from tomorrow
things will be different
I’ll start dying meticulously
wisely optimistically
without wasting time
- Tadeusz Rozeewicz.
Man Killed Walking Home After Party
“A man walking home after his 55th birthday party because friends and family believed he was too drunk to drive was struck and killed by another vehicle, police said.” Link to story
So his friends thought he was too drunk to drive, he may go out there and kill himself. So rather than giving him a lift or calling a cab, he was left to walk home and get run over anyway on his birthday.
I hope they brought him nice presents at the birthday party.
I don't yell at her
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow
older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of
housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this,
try not to yell at them.. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing
worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Ron……Let me relate how I handled the situation
with my wife, Julie.
When I took “early retirement” last year, it became
necessary for Julie to get a full-time job, both for extra income
and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home
from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although
she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for
half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don’t yell at her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the
table. I generally have lunch in the Men’s Grill at the club so eating
out is not reasonable. I’m ready for some home cooked grub when I hit
that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now
it’s not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after
dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times
each evening that they won’t clean themselves. I know she really
appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she
goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her
lunch hour. But, boys, we take ‘em for better or worse, so I just smile
and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even
three days. That way she won’t have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn’t
hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of
my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished
mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I’m a fair man. I tell her
to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and
just sit for a while.. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie.
I’m not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.
Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible!
Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they
get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less
criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider
that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on
this earth to help each other…
Signed,
Ron
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ron died suddenly Thursday May 26. He was found
with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II rammed up his
ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing.
His wife Julie was arrested, but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted
her defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.