December 1, 2005 | Category: Life

Welcome to December. The nights are frosting over. In the morning the car has ice on the windscreen. Work is too cold. And there is no snow! yet. We can see that love is definitely being spread. Where exactly I’m not sure but trust me, it is.

Last month I received a letter from the HM Court Service. Thats Her Majisty’s Courts Service Jury Central Summoning Bureau. Yeah I nearly wet myself as well. I thought for a few minutes they’d caught onto why I travelled to Columbia last year. But I just went for a holiday ya know, seriously!

Anyway cutting to the chase they want me to be at one of the main court houses as a juror, on some serious crime. And when they want me to be present, what hurts me the most, Jan the 3rd 2006. Jeez!

Basically I have to sit in court for two full weeks. Listening to various different cases and criminal activities to kick off my ‘happy new year’. If a person wasn’t a criminal before this, they’re going to be fully trained after this. I mean, for two weeks a person gets trained on exactly how some dumbass got caught, by going through various different scenarios. There is no question that they’re not guilty. Damn right they are, otherwise they wouldn’t be there.

So thats how my new year is going to start off ;( wish me well.