People keep asking me questions about life.
Summarized the questions are why, how and what?
And I always tell them. These are the top words in teenage poetry albums. But you have to face that teenagers like coffee and lets say the stock market are things which won’t stay hot forever. But speaking of forever, its obvious this takes some time. If you have time on one axis and the adventures you have taken on the other. With a mediocre amount of adventures, you will get a album full of pictures.
While a lesser amount only gives you a heart full of regret. A heart full of regret on the other hand may cause a serious quantity of pain, while leaving only little visible mark. Just compare it with a hickie, a gunshot or rejection.
Well you surely remember this rejection. The school party, where Mary was looking that pretty and that oversize suit from your brother that was when you thought thank you mom.
Mom also reminds me that hobbits, wizards and elves condemn you to not cross the borders of moms basement.
So you’re sitting at home, eating ice cream and you feel gross and you’re sitting at home but hey you can also drink beer gain some confidence, step into a socially awkward moment and feeling. I mean feelings mistakes and buts, these are things we dare to not bare in public. Thats life.
Life, Liberty, pursuit of happiness for this we have our 471 cable TV channels. These and Saccharine and pop ballads provide us with an unlimited source of artificial sweetness.
Dividing sweeteners into calories and tastiness would have chocolate here, a raw potato there, this is water and this would be her neck. But speaking of love which always needs maintenance. This would be Mary and this would be a puppy.
Interestingly puppy’s, goldfish and hamsters are a reliable source for where children actually learn the meaning of death. And you know death, taxes and Spam there’s just no way around it.
This is an obvious fact like the easter bunny’s, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are the first sources of religious doubt. Ah yes the Pope and also art and DVDs. Which have in common that reproduction is prohibited, but not impossible.
Reproduction is definitely impossible for all virgins. There are three types of virgins, A. Virgins by choice, B. Virgins by poor social skills and C. people who should be in group B, but claim otherwise for reasons of prestige.
Correlating prestige to time will give you a desired path and this is your actual career path. The difference is why you drink. But don’t worry there are two options regarding your relation between the actual content of the glass and the perceived content.
