I have an iPhone!
I don’t really, I wouldn’t do that to you guys. I represent the people who want a phone for a phone. A phone that can take a decent picture, a phone that can send decent sms and mms messages. I want a phone which has decent battery life that can last two phone conversations.
Obviously I believe all what I wrote until I actually get one. Then it will be screw you guys, I have a phone that oWn3z which is better than thou. So I can look kewl like this guy in the picture Steve Jobless. Too busy to have a shave cos I’d be checking out all the kewl features of the iPhone, the sexy screen transitions the way the apps load and how I can browse the web and google maps. But more importantly how I can instantly be kewler than you just because I have one of these.
What’s funnier is I saw a girl on youtube using her new 3G iPhone calling up Apple stores around the US asking if they have an iPhone from her iPhone. Just to be put on hold and being told by every store that sorry we either have none, or we have some but judging by the size of the queue we won’t have any spare. All this whilst filming herself. Just to rub it in. To show she has an iPhone and you don’t and none of the stores have any either incase you was thinking of running out and getting one.
I have something which is more eye opening than this. Kewl guy Elton aka http://www.walkingleaf.co.uk has a freaking iPhone. He, as to this date not blogged about it, not made a video of himself pretending to talk into it. Maybe I’m missing the point isn’t the point of getting an iPhone that you at least blog, facebook and youtube yourself with it. Even the jobless guy up there is posing with his.
Its the sort of case whereby you could be in a watch shop and someone mentions ‘time’. It doesn’t matter to you that that they are watches freaking everywhere even a clock next to your face. All time is now irrelevant. You slide out your leather pouch, slide out the iPhone, do the slidey thing on the phone to unlock it, then press the time button, which pops up a clock showing the real time. Then proceed to say the time out loud, whilst smiling and showing the phone to everyone around so loudly and bold so people can say, ‘wow you have an iPhone!’.
"Yes b!tches, I do!".
Thats what having an iPhone is all about trust me! I now these things. I’ve seen it happen.






Please go to http://www.walkingleaf.co.uk and demand that he posts info about his iPhone!
^_^ Awesome ! Really , only you have this tone.
), showing off for the record .
Enjoyable from begining to the end.
Makes me want to have one just to embody your words : )
I ‘d film myself in my trendy sunday best (obviously in black but I think I’d better keep shaving
Then I would pass the magic thing to anyone who want it . (
I guess a second hand iphone isn’t a proper iphone but who would know it. )
Would be an inspired piece of art .
Gosh you write so well . Me fan.
it was me above by the way . sorry ^^;
Thanks for the plug in Yas! I really should write about my Apple iPhone as I had this for nearly two months. It’s great and I love reading my emails and accessing the Internet by touching the screen.
I will write a detail article on the mobile device shortly including a review on my favourite applications I downloaded from the iTunes Store. Be sure to check out the blog that Yas so kindly pointed out.